A beautiful picture from the very talented Camille.
So many people have compared marriage to shackling yourself to someone you don't necessarily want to be shackled with. Why else would people call their significant other 'the old ball and chain'? I think marriage should be an exercise in bondage! As well as an exercise in submission and obedience. I just think that it should be as fun as any bondage related activity ought to be. My marriage already involves handcuffs and rope. If we had an old timey ball and chain... well...
Also, can you imagine the bride wearing that strap on all through the wedding? Now that would be a wedding I would enjoy.